The Greatest Post Ever

There's days where I just don't want to type up a lenghty entry. Today happens to be one of those days. So,instead enjoy this bountiful cornucopia of Denise Milani clips and thank Me later. For those wondering her stats: 5'5" 32DDD (Natural) 19" waist future mother of my 37 children.

Crykee!

There's something extra classy about Australian girls as displayed in this (AWESOME) video.

Sniped!

Apparently I'm not the only one still upset over Blade 3. A federal judge sentenced actor Wesley Snipes to 3 years in prison for willfully failing to file tax returns

The sentencing (on 4/24) came at the end of a day long hearing in which lawyers for Snipes argued for leniency while federal prosecutors sought the maximum penalty possible, 3 years.

Not So Fast...

Despite the rumors former Baywatch Beauty and, a main source of My strong wrist muscles, Pam Anderson debunks the rumors that she was caught eating what appears to be a meat hot dog at her sons' baseball game. “Clearly, it’s a veggie dog. They've been serving veggie dogs and veggie burgers at my kids’ baseball games for years now.” Obviously, the only meat she's willing to put in her mouth belongs to Tommy Lee.

Das Wunderkind

There are no words that I can come up with that would do this justice. I'm only a man. I will say this much though, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while, thank You Youtube and thank you little Angry German Boy...

I Thought I Told You We Won't Stop Uh huh uh huh..

I honestly can't fault Diddy for staring at Jessica's snack trays. Truthfully, I'd do the same. But damn it, to get caught is a completely different story. Come On Diddy, quick glances, every guy knows that!

Foxy Lady

According to FHM and their readers THE sexiest woman in the world is Megan Fox. This really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. I'd gladly sacrifice anyone of My readers left nut for a piece of Megan's Kit Kat..bar. The Top 10 FHM List looks like this: 1 Megan Fox 2 Jessica Biel 3 Jessica Alba 4 Elisha Cuthbert 5 Scarlett Johansson 6 Emmanuelle Chriqui 7 Hilary Duff 8 Tricia Helfer 9 Blake Lively 10 Kate Beckinsale Britney Spears came in last place at No. 100. Nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll.

Bull Chips

Dr. Don Kalant Sr. a Chicago Bulls fan is suing the team and their lovable mascot Benny the Bull for allegedly suffering damage to his arm during a botched high 5 by Benny.

Instead of merely slapping Kalant's palm, (Barry)Anderson who portrays Benny, grabbed his arm as he fell forward, hyperextending Kalant's arm and rupturing his biceps muscle

Kalant stayed for the rest of the game but later had surgery and could miss as much as four months of work, Kasserman said. Kalant is seeking unspecified damages for medical bills, physical pain and lost earnings. The lawsuit claims Anderson was negligent in either "falling forward while grabbing a fan's hand" or "running out of control" through the crowd according to the Chicago Tribune.

Really? This guy is suing because He hasn't learned how to properly dish out a high 5? That's grounds for his Man Card being revoked instantly.

Supercross, as SUPER Movie

I'd like to consider Myself a bit of a movie buff. But, unlike a good majority of the population I enjoy crappy movies as much as I do great movies. One movie that holds a special place in My heart is Supercross.

This movie is awful for numerous reasons. And the fact that it was produced by Clear Channel is the cherry on top.

One of My favorite scenes is a pivotal point in the film that shows the budding romance between Piper and Trip where Piper does a back flip on her bike to show just how much she likes Trip.

My friend Steve at Coalminds can attest to the fact that we both laughed out loud in the theater when we saw this very scene...

Simply glorious and a monumental achievement in cinematic history if you ask Me.

3rd Time Isn't A Charm

ERIE, Pa. (AP)—A woman who claims Michael Jordan fathered her child wants the former NBA star to submit to a third paternity test.

Lisa Miceli also is asking a judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed after Jordan filed a harassment suit against her.

Miceli, 35, of Meadville, claims Jordan fathered her 4-year-old son, but Jordan’s lawsuit says a pair of 2005 paternity tests rule him out as the boy’s father.

Jordan’s attorney Frederick J. Sperling participated in a hearing by phone Friday, denying Miceli’s claims that the restraining order prevents her from negotiating a child-support agreement settlement with Jordan.

“There is not going to be a settlement,” Sperling told Crawford County Judge Gordon Miller. “Mr. Jordan is not the father of her child, and we’re not going to engage in any discussions on that.”

Miller did not immediately rule on Miceli’s request for a third test.

Sperling declined to comment Saturday when contacted by The Associated Press, saying the response he filed “speaks for us.”

That response says Jordan consented to the second paternity test on the condition that Miceli have no contact with him if he was ruled out as the child’s father. The second genetic test did just that, the response said.

I find it absolutely hilarious and some what appalling that this woman is so desperate to get rich quick that even after TWO test show that MJ ISN'T her bastard son's father she still has the audacity to harass the man.

Only a woman would do something like this proving that cash rules everything around the female population.

Stop it, Just Stop!

It's pretty common knowledge amongst My friends and peers that I have great disdain for reality television. I've never been a fan of Survivor and aside from the first 2 days of auditions I really don't care about American Idol.

The Real World stopped being edgy and unique 11 years ago and I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of Big Brother.

In fact, the ONLY reality TV show I make an effort to see is Rob and Big. Why? Because, it's what I envision what My reality show would be if I were to ever land one. Just two best friends getting into mischief.

Today I saw an advertisement for what just very well may be the most ridiculous reality show to date.

The show is called Groomer Has It. And as the title suggest, it's about about dog groomers. Hence, the clever play on "Rumor has it" I get it, don't you?

Like most reality shows the contestants will be "forced" to live with each other ala the Real World and will compete against each other to be crowned America's top groomer.

Judging from the clip this show will make sure to play up to the stereotypes that have become common ground for reality tv over the past few years.

You have the brash and cocky black guy being countered by the obvious flamboyant gay guy as well as the jackass judge who thinks his shit doesn't stink.

I'm seriously rolling My eyes while typing this. This truly has to be the most absurd thing Animal Planet has ever produced.

And the most disturbing thing of all, this will more than likely end up being a hit!