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Ah yes, once again it's time to take a look at just one of the many messages from GUYS that I receive on Myspace thanks in part to My default picture. For those curious you can view my default and page HERE Moving on. One may ask why I'd have such a picture as My default and the answer is pretty simple, it helps drive traffic to My page. But, why would I want so much traffic to my page you ask again, simple the more page views I have the more money I raise for the charity group(s) I'm representing through Social Vibe Now that we got the basics out of the way let's get back on topic. I receive several messages from the evidently illiterate males on Myspace who, don't take the time to read My profile. Had they actually done so they'd see that I am in fact a male and, I wouldn't have to put them on blast for the rest of the World to see. Today's subject is well, special to say the least. Say hello to Stephen. According to his profile Stephen is from Brainerd,Minnesota and is 50 years of age. OK, strike one against Stephen He's 50 and going after (based on My default pic) a young woman barely in her 20s. Strike 2 against Stephen is his impeccable wardrobe selection. Nothing screams sexy like a Billabong tank top that was purchased on Clearance at Big 5 and a pair of gas station Sunny Crocket glasses. And the third and final strike is his inability to use spell check and form a coherent sentence. I present to you the message that He sent to me... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: stephen Date: Mar 19, 2008 1:13 PM helleo..... ur pc is very nice and forward 2 date a beautiful lady like u . these my yahoo id u can add me if u . i wish........... mine now and forever cuz u all the qualities that a lady should have 2 pleze a man. hope 2 hear from u later. goodbyee?????????????my pretty. Now I see why a good majority of the female population on Myspace have a stick up their ass. It's because of guys like Stephen who come out and profess their love to them based on a picture all the while sounding like one of the Germans from Beerfest. I think I'll avoid the route Stephen went and will continue to use My go to pick up line:

Round 1, FIGHT!

I love watching a good fight, I really do. While I wouldn't classify this as good. It's definitely entertaining as all hell. My side hurts from laughing so hard. I love how the little guy in the stripe shirt slithers on the ground like he was Randall Boggs from Monsters Inc.

Time For A Sexy Party?

I admit it, I'm a simple man. I don't ask for much. That's going to change as of right now. Well, at least for this particular posting. I've officially decided that I'm ready to pound out some kids, I could use the tax break. But ladies, before you all come a knocking all at once I must ask you to pump the breaks like Meineke, I'm officially saving Myself for this vision: Behold, Denise Milani. I don't know much about Her aside from the fact that I'm completely smitten with her at the moment. On the off chance that anyone reading this knows her, please let her know that I have a coupon to Sizzler with her name on it followed by 15 minutes of passion on my sleeper sofa.

1 of The MANY Joys Of Myspace

I try to be a nice guy. I really do. But, for some reason people want me to be a A-Hole. My pictures are set to private but, the rest of My profile is viewable by everyone with the exception of minors. Which means, My gender is CLEARLY viewable regardless of what I may have up as my default. Despite all that I've been getting friend request from dudes left and right and the occasional message largely in part to my current default. I've gone with the route of ignoring messages but, it's getting harder and harder to do when jack offs send me crap like this: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ~~RIBBLE~~ Date: Mar 8, 2008 1:28 PM so.... nude pics for nude pics???? Yeah, how about no you crazy dutch bastard! Even IF I was a female I'd have more dignity than to send nude pictures to Ron of Harry Potter fame.

Forget everything you know about thuggery and realize that you're going about it all the wrong way. Yes ladies and gents, clearly you're not a thug unless you walk around looking like a scaled down version of Burger King's mascot.

Save_Us

Mark this day on Your Calendars, Etch it stone and take a picture if you so feel inclined to do. After nearly a 3 year hiatus I'm back to churn out blogs and surely offend a few people along the way.

Some of you, not many but still some remember Me from My old site Y2Great that I ran from 2000 until around late 2004 early 2005. Several of you were left wondering what happened, why did the site disappear.

Well, the truth be told is I was too cheap to keep it running. Believe it or not, it cost money to keep a site running and unless you have some kind of sponsorship or another means of keeping the extra monetary flowing it's extremely difficult to keep a site up and running.

So, after much deliberation I decided to close Y2Great and open a page on this little site called Myspace.

And recently, I posted a bulletin on the Myspace asking the question should I resurrect the old site? I got a few reponses all were enthusiastic and empathetic yeses.

And so it begins. Step one of the resurrection of Y2Great starts here with this blog. Although, the site more than likely won't be called Y2Great and for the life of Me, I'm having a difficult time concentrating on what to write next as My dog is laying down behind me letting out farts that could choke a donkey.

What can be expected in these blogs? My brutal honesty that many have come to love or in some cases hate. No subject is too taboo and off limits and nobody is exempt from me calling them a dip shit.

So sit back and buckle up and let the good times roll.