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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Bull Chips


Dr. Don Kalant Sr. a Chicago Bulls fan is suing the team and their lovable mascot Benny the Bull for allegedly suffering damage to his arm during a botched high 5 by Benny.


Instead of merely slapping Kalant's palm, (Barry)Anderson who portrays Benny, grabbed his arm as he fell forward, hyperextending Kalant's arm and rupturing his biceps muscle


Kalant stayed for the rest of the game but later had surgery and could miss as much as four months of work, Kasserman said. Kalant is seeking unspecified damages for medical bills, physical pain and lost earnings. The lawsuit claims Anderson was negligent in either "falling forward while grabbing a fan's hand" or "running out of control" through the crowd according to the Chicago Tribune.


Really? This guy is suing because He hasn't learned how to properly dish out a high 5? That's grounds for his Man Card being revoked instantly.